nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
Shit I’m looking through an old journal my parents used to teach me to spell and write. It goes through all the alphabet and me learning to write words etc. Then it jumps to about 2003 when I would have been 11, and I’ve started writing in it again. And .. there’s just this sentence that says
"I want to be perfect"
Oh, little Jeremy, you poor soul.
find one during your world tour! :D
I already know one but alas, he’s out of my reach
So my plan at this point is to marry this gorgeous boy with European citizenship and live happily ever after in Europe.
next time i Pleasure my Boyfriend i’m going to wait until he says “that feels so good” and i’ll say “thanks, i learned that on wikihow” and it’ll be hilarious
i did it and he didn’t even laugh